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caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room

I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so

But is it
illegal

I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer

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menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

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enchanted-dystopia:

snorlaxatives:

it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself

signal boost this to england pls

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lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

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buthed:

*deletes all ur captions before reblogging post*

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